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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 13 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 13. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story(!)

JR: Age 9  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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Dear Senator McCain: What Have You Been Smoking?

posted Mon, 11/07/05

I think John McCain has made a little side trip to Denver and has been engaging in the use of recreational drugs.

How else do you explain his comparing Shrub Boy to Abraham Lincoln this morning? This is what he said near the end of an interview on On Point on NPR

"Is he (Bush) having difficulties now? Yes, he is. Lincoln experienced difficulties and I am not trying to compare him to Lincoln, but....."

But, nothing, Mr Senator. Don't even use their names in the same paragraph, let alone the same breath.!

Lincoln fought against dragging the nation into war and agonized over his decisions. Bushy Boy skipped merrily into war with his toy Commander-in-Chief kit and sleeps soundly every night in his wee little bed.

By the end of the war photographs showed how much Lincoln had aged from the stress. Little George, on the other hand, bounces around on his mountain bike, showing off his healthy physique.

Mr McCain also described Georgie III as a "decent, dedicated, hard-working man".

Decent?

By whose standards? By mine, what he has done in this country is positively obscene.

Dedicated? Sure. To getting what he wants, and what his friends want. The rest of us can all jump in a lake for all he cares. Lake Pontchartrain, perhaps?

HARD WORKING?

He has spent 42% of the time he was SUPPOSED to be working as the chief public servant of this country on vacation!

And the day anyone else in the civil service gets 20 weeks of paid leave is the day I leave my job and work for the feds.  I'm durned sure YOU don't take 5 months of leave, Mr Senator.

I'm really disappointed in you, Mr McCain.  If you'd ended up on the ticket with Kerry, I wouldn't have minded it a bit, because you seem to be the sort of Republican I can admire--one who sees the other point of view and can accept that it exists and listen to it.

In fact, you had just said some excellent things in the interview about working across party lines and that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are just doing what you have to do when you are in the minority.

But then you go and start talking like a neo-con.

You're smarter than that, Senator.

Want to compare Bush to a previous president? Try Millard Filmore. Or maybe Warren Harding.

Not Abraham Lincoln. Whom, by the way, I am sure would not have let his carriage drive past a group of women who'd lost their sons in the war and wanted to talk to him about it.

Lincoln was a man of the people. He'd have stopped and listened!

And if you can't see the difference between the two men, Senator McCain, I've got to conclude either you've been listening to too much Fox TV or you're on a "Rocky Mountain High".......................................

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