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The "Twilight" Zone

Hold your nose and join me for a literary analysis of a series that would serve mankind better as mulch in our gardens. Click HERE what it's all about...

 

  "Enlighten the Gentiles"

Yiddish words and phrases to amuse and confuse.
The latest entry explains a little about the expression Mazel Tov, and about a reason to use it. And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 15 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 14. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story--she's a teenager(!)

JR: Age 10  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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    Don't Mush My Tomatoes--A Grocery Shopper's Plea

    posted Sun, 11/06/05

    Dear Grocery Store Lady,

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings today in the check out line.

    But you see, one of the reasons I use the self-check line is so that I can pack my own groceries. I really don't WANT you to pack them for me. I've told you as much on several occasions, but you persist.

    The thing is, not only do I need to pack my groceries the way I need to pack them to carry them easily when I get them home; I need to pack them so that things don't get mushed. I mean, at the cost of produce right now, the last thing I need is bruised fruit and squished tomatoes.

    Not only did you try to toss my tomatoes into a bag with several pounds of potatoes, I know durned well that if I hadn't grabbed the bag from you and put it in my cart's basket, you would've put the gallon of milk and the half gallon of OJ right on top of that bag. You've done that before.

    I've been meaning to contact your supervisor and let them know that, plus the fact that people in the self check line WANT self-service. If I wanted someone to bag my groceries, I'd go to the regular cashiers.

    But plenty of them toss stuff onto the scales and bang it around. Which is another reason why I prefer self-check.....

    I know that your English is not the best. And I suspect from your speech and movements that you have some sort of physical problems, and possibly some mental issues. And I cheer your hard work, and your anxiety to do a good job.

    But packing groceries requires more than just eagerness to be helpful. It requires care and thought. And after watching you Sunday after Sunday, I really don't think the check-out line is where you should be, even as a bagger.

    So again, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. But could I please just bag my own stuff? You can go help someone else, preferably someone not purchase eggs, bread, or anything else crushable.

    Thanks!

    The Library Lady

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