I found this via one of the blog surfers is was on last night.
And no, no apologies to any offended right wingers. The Clinton jokes were always far nastier!
The President, Condoleeza Rice and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.
George looks at his companions, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Cheney says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Condi shrugs her shoulders and says,"Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the
window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there . Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy!