"Enlighten the Gentiles"

Yiddish words and phrases to amuse and confuse.
The latest entry explains how your spouse's potchking around can send your travel plans to hell in a handbasket.And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 13 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 13. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story(!)

JR: Age 9  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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Happy Holidays. All of Them.

posted Thu, 12/15/05

 But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, -- apart from the veneration due to its sacred origin, if anything belonging to it call be apart from that, -- as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-travellers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!" 

Charles Dickens: "A Christmas Carol"

 There has been a lot of crap out there lately about how the ACLU, or other "liberal"  (read non conservative Christian) organizations want to "take away" Christmas.  There's a big flap among such knuckleheads over how their chief ninny, Prince Georgie, put "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas'' on his Christmas cards this year, thereby "kowtowing" to the horrible forces of evil that are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas.

Sorry, folks. No one is trying to take Christmas away from you. 

Quite the opposite. You see, I know it's slipped your tiny minds, but this is supposed to be a season of love and sharing. We just want to let everyone in to share the celebration.

You know, I have no problem with someone saying "God Bless You" or "Jesus Loves You" to me. I happen to be an agnostic and a Jewish agnostic at that, but saying something like that is including me in a blessing.

On the other hand, the minister who sent me a religious tract (with an Ebay payment no less) that pretty much said that my loved ones and I are going to hell because our beliefs don't jive with his isn't exactly sharing the love.

As for taking the Christ out of Christmas,  I don't see what garish Christmas lights, hideous inflatible house decorations, gluttonous meals or lavish presents have to do with the Christ Child's birth and his message. And we won't even get into Christmas trees or Santa Claus, will we?

Go to church, do some good for the poor and needy and do right by your neighbors and you'll be celebrating the "Christian" meanings of Christmas.  The rest of it is secular trimmings that the rest of us enjoy along with our Chanukah and Kwanzaa celebrations.

We'll be happy to have you leave all that to us, so we can enjoy this season of love.

Oh, and Happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa, New Year and Winter Solstice. And a VERY Merry Christmas!

 

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