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The "Twilight" Zone

Hold your nose and join me for a literary analysis of a series that would serve mankind better as mulch in our gardens. Click HERE what it's all about...

 

  "Enlighten the Gentiles"

Yiddish words and phrases to amuse and confuse.
The latest entry explains a little about the expression Mazel Tov, and about a reason to use it. And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

_______________________________________________ Story Time With the Library Lady
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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 15 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 14. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story--she's a teenager(!)

JR: Age 10  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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    posted Wed, 06/06/07

    You're out in a park doing a story hour for around 120 people.

    Scary thought? I guess. At one point I was standing there saying what the hell am I doing out here SINGING in front of all those folks. My own chutzpah amazes even me some times....

    And just as you're about to start another story, one of those lovely parks department workers pulls a big truck up the nearby path (that alone distracts the kids), gets out, and demands you move your car because it's blocking his truck!

    So you have to leave those 120 people hanging while you pull your car out and move it elsewhere.

    And then you go back and resume your program.

    Just another day in the tranquil, ordered life of a librarian.

    NOT!!!!

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