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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 13 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 13. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story(!)

JR: Age 9  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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Mel's Not Getting Another Oscar

posted Wed, 01/26/05

Poor Mel Gibson won't be going home with too many little golden statues at the Oscars--the Academy has pretty well ignored his "Passion of the Christ".

Of course the bigots and the ignoramuses will immediately begin chanting it's a Jewish conspiracy. Hey, knuckleheads--the Academy did the same thing to Michael Moore's movie!

I love idiots who talk about Jewish conspiracies anyway. There's a common joke among Jews that if you get 2 Jews in a room ,you'll get 5 different opinions. That's an underestimate if you ask me--and yes, I am Jewish, ethnically if not religiously!!

It has gotten to the point where I can no longer enjoy Mel's movies. Every time I see him smirking on some screen, I think of what a smug, ignorant bigot he is. Worse than that, he is a smug, ignorant RICH bigot, which means he has the power to spread his intolerant beliefs across the airwaves.

Please know, that I have a tremendous respect for the devout of all faiths, including Catholics. The Man's parents are Catholics in the true sense of the word--and yet somehow they don't seem to hold me responsible for the death of Jesus. Nor do they feel the need to press their beliefs upon me or their granddaughters. Indeed, when SC was born, and I told my mother in law that I couldn't bring her up to be a Catholic, but I would do my best to bring her up to be a good person, she said she had come to realize that was all that mattered.  Truly someone who gets what religion is all about--doing good, not spreading hate......

My hope is that one day Mel will be embroiled in some sort of scandal. Perhaps that poor wife of his that he keeps barefoot and pregnant will turn on him and reveal all. After all--what has she got to lose? According to this article, Mel says she's going to hell anyway. Or perhaps one of his 7 children will reveal that their wonderful, marvelous daddy isn't quite the "father of the year" one article reports him to be.

Or best of all--he'll turn up in a sex scandal--a nice Jimmy Bakker sort of thing.

Probably not. But I can live and hope...............

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