All hail to our elected legislators, hard at at their appointed tasks to preserve truth, justice and the American way. Today the busy little bees are holding an investigation of something sure to effect the lives of every American, from sea to shining sea:
Steroids in baseball.
Not really surprising, considering that the elected officials of the city wherin our noble Congress works have spent most of the last few years not dealing with poverty, homelessness, drugs or any of the other crises plaguing Washington, DC. They have preferred to spend their time courting major league baseball to bring a team here so that the rich white baseball fans of this area will no longer have to travel up I95 to root for the Baltimore Orioles. They attempt to excuse this by claiming that said team will create a prosperity that will bring a house with a white picket fence (and a chicken in every pot in every said house, I'm sure) to the wretched teeming masses now yearning to breathe free in the slums of D.C. Baseball will solve the city's economic woes.
Yeah, right. I'm from the Bronx. Ever seen the prosperity surrounding Yankee Stadium?
And yeah, I know the South Bronx has improved vastly over the past 20-30 years. But it's just urban renewal. The urban blight has just been moved toward the North Bronx (where my family lives) as the "urban homesteaders" take over in the affordable South. Old story in New York..................
I dream of the day when Americans wake up and remember that it's a GAME. When sports heros no longer make a salary in a year equal to what most of us will never make in 40 years in the working world. When we start teaching our kids that your brain has as much value as your brawn, and that you can work your way out of poverty by ways other than being an NBA star. When we start paying our teachers, child care professionals and (ahem)librarians what they're worth and treat them as what they are:the caretakers of our most precious resource-- the next generation.
Meanwhile we can all watch those fine Congressmen "investigating" baseball. No doubt there are long autograph lines forming for of Mark McGwire and Jose Canseco. And how many junkets to Washington Nationals games do you think will be included in their work?
Funny how baseball (something the government doesn't regulate) requires open, highly publicized hearings. I guess it's more important in the scheme of things, than say, investigating Halliburton.....