"Enlighten the Gentiles"

Yiddish words and phrases to amuse and confuse.
The latest entry explains how your spouse's potchking around can send your travel plans to hell in a handbasket.And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

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The Cast Of Characters

The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 13 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 13. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story(!)

JR: Age 9  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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Dear Whiny Mommy

posted Tue, 05/13/08

I'm sorry you think it's "harsh" that I start my one year olds program promptly at 9:30, shut the door and don't admit latecomers. But let me tell you this:

All modesty aside. I run one of the best damned one year old programs in the area--possibly in the state. And right now I'm doing three sessions a week because of demand--I added extra sessions. It's hell on my voice, but people keep telling other people about me, and new people keep showing up--at that ungodly 9:30 time slot.

Unlike some of my colleagues, I actually LIKE working with toddlers.  I don't freak out when they run around the room--providing they're not hurting anyone else.  I've had moms tell me they've had to leave other local programs because their kids were doing things one year olds normally do. But here, they can have a good time and not worry that their kid isn't doing the "right" thing. Because at my program there is no right or wrong thing--every child can enjoy things at their own speed and on their own level.

And I hear one of the ladies doing a one year old program doesn't like the kids to get TOO near her. Whereas I had my favorite of a set of triplets snuggling in my lap last week, and sometimes there are 2 kids in my lap at once.
Yup, I'm such a harsh, mean lady and the kids know it.....Laughing

So whine about my rules all you like. But other people seem to find me well worth the bother.

And if that was you knocking on the door at 9:35, tough luck.

Fifteen other families managed to get their kids to the program on time--including the nannies, many of whom are notorious for their lack of time sense!

Show up on time. And if you're late, how about staying and READING A BOOK?

Or did you ever notice we're a library and not a damn Gymboree/Kindermusik site?

Sincerely yours,
The Library Lady

 

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