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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 13 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 13. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story(!)

JR: Age 9  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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You Can Make "Something" From "Nothing", Even Without A Cute Outfit....

posted Sat, 09/18/04

I went into dance class Thursday night, remembering another favorite song from"Chorus Line"--the one about the girl who goes to an improv class and it's just not working for her--she's feeling "Nothing"

She prays at church for guidance, and hears her inward voice telling her:

This man is nothing! This course is nothing!
If you want something go find another class.
And when you find one You'll be an actress.
And I assure you that's what fin'lly came to pass
.

Well, I sort of went into class feeling the same thing--the teacher isn't good, it's her, not me. And it helped--I could just roll my eyes and think things when she was being idiotic.

I also stretched before class, so my muscles were warmed up. And doing that "Ballet Workout" had helped me to work on some of the steps and get my form back--that is, whatever form I ever had.

Results?

I did fine--the only thing I got corrected on was a stretch that I'd never done before and EVERYONE got corrected on.

The teacher IS a twit--she's  still doing combinations that are WAYYY to complicated--poor choreography for beginners. And I couldn't believe she had us do a difficult stretch and said "this is hard and we won't be doing this, but it's usually done in ballet class so I wanted you to do it!"

!!!!!!

Look, lady, if it's a hard stretch, you should NOT be giving it to beginners. At least not on the second week of class!!!!!!!!!!!

We also did a step at the end of class that I had done before--grand jete-- so I was all set. It's a  leap, and you have to STEP before you JUMP. Sounds simple, but if you don't set up to do it right, you make a mess of it. And I didn't!

We did the jumps in groups, so I got to watch some of the younger ones and noticed several of the togged out types were not having much success with the step. In fact, I saw one of them a half hour later in a supermarket with her sister saying,"Well, I wasn't that bad, and I looked great!"

Well, kiddo, your outfit is cool, but if you move like you move, you DON'T look great!  (Meow, meow, meee-ow!)

Anyway, my outfit wasn't cute, but I moved well, and I felt a lot better about class.  I think I might even wear leotard and tights to class. No cute little skirt though, and my hair will still frizz, but I intend to dance those little darlings right into the ground. It's like my garden--it's not Martha Stewart wanna be like some of my neighbors, but I stick to it. And I'll stick to this...............

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