"Enlighten the Gentiles"

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The latest entry explains how your spouse's potchking around can send your travel plans to hell in a handbasket.And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 13 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 13. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story(!)

JR: Age 9  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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Dear Mother Nature

posted Wed, 02/07/07

Dear Mother Nature,

Thank you for the cold weather. I especially appreciate your making it CONSISTENTLY cold. It cuts down on the arguments with my younger daughter about why she has to wear that winter coat and her warm pants when she was going out in jeans and a sweatshirt the weekend before.

Truly, I LIKE the cold weather, Mama. I mean, I grew up in New York. I spent my college years in Albany,so having to bundle up in a heavy coat, hat and gloves is no big deal. I appreciate the clean, fresh air with a minimum of pollens in it. I love snuggling under my fleecy LL Bean blanket at night--it would make me feel cozy even if I didn't have a spouse and 2 large furry cats doing their best to keep me warm on 20 degree nights!

So I'm happy, Mother Nature, dear, except for one teeny tiny thing.

Or really, a whole LOT of teeny tiny things. Teeny tiny white flakes.

SNOW!

We've got the cold, so how about it? I mean, the little dusting last night and the one a week or two ago were nice. The kids got a 2 hour delay from school, I got to miss a program this morning, and I was able to do snow programs last week knowing that the littles actually KNEW what snow looks like.

But these little snow squals, and the snow showers are not what we want around here. We want REAL snow!

Just a nice 6-8 inch storm would be fine. Heck, 3-5 inches would be enough to close schools and entertain me by watching the bread-milk-toilet paper panickers filling up the SUVs they never DRIVE in the snow!

I'd just like one or two days to putter around the house, cuddle with the cats,bake bread and watch the snow fall. A day or two to watch my kids play in the snow and help us clean up the cars.

I know this might mean the Man might have snow duty. But the girls are not little any more. Hey, I was snowed in with them for most of a week when JR was a toddler AND I was recovering from a broken foot, and we managed just fine!   Being home with them now would probably be FUN!

My pantry's fully stocked. The girls have all their snow clothes. The Man's got a car with all wheel drive if he has to go in to work.

Come on, Mother Nature. Stop hammering those poor folks in the MidWest and Upstate New York. Funnel some of that lake effect snow down this way. Send us a nice little nor'easter.

Let it snow!

Sincerely yours,

The Library Lady

                                                                                 

 

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