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The "Twilight" Zone

Hold your nose and join me for a literary analysis of a series that would serve mankind better as mulch in our gardens. Click HERE what it's all about...

 

  "Enlighten the Gentiles"

Yiddish words and phrases to amuse and confuse.
The latest entry explains a little about the expression Mazel Tov, and about a reason to use it. And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 15 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 14. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story--she's a teenager(!)

JR: Age 10  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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    The Blog In Review: 2005

    posted Sun, 01/01/06

     To start off 2006, I've been looking at some of the blog entries I liked best, or that people really reacted to in 2005:

    Blog Types   After about 4 weeks on Blog Explosion, I was discovering patterns. And 1 year later, I still see them and don't like them!

    Ten Reasons My Kids Think I'm A Mean Mommy   Well, I am. And I hope someday they'll understand WHY!

    Enlighten the Gentiles     First of a series in which I atttempt to explain Yiddish expressions and cultural oddities. In the first installment, why you should be very, VERY careful about using the word "schmuck

     Jennifer Count  Noticing the plethora of blogs written by people named Jennifer, I start keeping track of how many I can find. At my last revision, I was up to 100. Perhaps I'll get to 200 in 2006. Perhaps not............

    Dear Tom Delay      As the Republican leader began a downward spiral (that I hope will end with his resignation and incarceration) my thoughts on the matter

    Blogger I Won't Spare A Dime    If you want to raise money for your kid's bat mitzvah or your cat's medical bills, there are a lot better ways to do it with dignity than by shilling on your blog.  Standing in the street with a tin cup comes to mind

    Memorial Day  JR and I pay our annual visit to a butterfly garden and find a stone that has a message for us all

    Dear Ikea     On kids and self-flushing toilets. I hope the guy who put this on an Ikea "fan" site read the WHOLE thing...

    On Mommy Blogs and Innocence Lost   Perhaps there's a point to all that sugar sweet blogging. I just can't do it myself

    Here Chick, Chick Chick    A discussion with a patron about the term "chick lit" breeds an interesting discussion.

    When Good Tomatoes Turn Evil    A tomato "with a difference" from my garden is a good excuse to "enlighten the gentiles" about the job of a mohel 

    Thoughts At the Ocean   Our annual trip to the shore coincides with the horror of Hurricane Katrina

    Motherhood and the Flag   Subtitled "Patriotism is more than blind love"

    If Life Is Sacred....    A cartoon about Terri Schiavo and Hurricane Katrina and some thoughts on values.

    Saturday Morning In Suburbia   Where I wander into a consignment sale, and notice something STRANGE going on....

     Toilet Training    An article in the NY Times on a new fad among moms with wayyyy too much time on their hands. And I WILL post a second part of this entry this spring!

    Narnia Begins With "Lion"  The books have been around for 50 years. So why, suddenly are the publishers tinkering with the book order

     No, She Doesn't HAVE To See Harry Potter    Half assed parenting strikes again, and all I can do is RANT!

    Christmas Bonus Time Again    What FABULOUS present will we get from admin to acknowledge all the good work we've done this year. HINT: at least last year we could eat the candy that came in the dollar store mug they gave us!

    And last, but not least:

    Happy Holidays. All of Them.  As the "conspiracy against Christmas" loons attempt to stir up their factions, I wonder if they have any idea what "their" holiday is all about.

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