Have you seen the wonderful movie "Waitress"? Know how the heroine baked pies and named them for what she was going through? Things like "I Don't Want Earl's Baby Pie" and "Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie"?
Well, I made my mom's fruit "tart" with peaches tonight. I am taking it to work tomorrow.
And I am renaming it "I Am So Glad I Don't Work With The Nasty Assholes At the Main Branch Library and I Am SO Glad I Work With the Folks I Do Peach Cake"
And that's all of THAT story that I will post here.