"Enlighten the Gentiles"

Yiddish words and phrases to amuse and confuse.
The latest entry explains how your spouse's potchking around can send your travel plans to hell in a handbasket.And you'll find the archives HERE . Read and enjoy...... 

 

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The Man (of the House): The love of my life. Severely addicted to books (that take up WAYYYY too much space in our house) and raw garlic. We've been married 13 years, but involved for many more. Long story....

Our Kids:
SC:  Age 13. Book addicted like both her parents. Serious, but with a nice sense of humor. Well mannered in the eyes of the world, but at home,it can be another story(!)

JR: Age 9  I think of her as a Disney Princess's evil twin. All the eccentricity of both sides of the family wrapped up in a sweet little body and an adorable smile. People find her a darling. I do too, but I also find her exhausting!

The Beasts: Our 2 cats, both adopted from animal rescue. "Bart" is a big, solid black, total teddy bear of a cat. Our brown tabby queeen "Bella" is  in love with The Man, though she seems to like me too!

Me: Children's librarian by day, tired keeper of all of the above by night. When I think of my life, I think of Nicole Hollander (Sylvia)'s immortal line about things that are easier than combining a family and a career. Like swimming the Amazon covered in peanut butter....

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Yet Another Rant On Bad Parenting, Or, This Is What Happens When a Mom Lets a Kid Have a Tantrum In Here, & I Have To Clean Up Afterwards....

posted Thu, 02/16/06

Dear Parents of America:

What the hell is wrong with some of you?

Did YOU come from families where your mom and dad thought it was acceptable for you to go into public places and run amok?

Did you go into stores and pull things off the shelves--and if you did did your parents clean up after you?

Did your mom take you to a public building--say a library--and allow you to run up and down the aisles, climb the stairs and jump on the furniture while she sat idly by chit-chatting with her friends?

Did she let you have temper tantrums in public and just STAY in the supermarket, or store or LIBRARY, screaming your little lungs out?

Did she nod her head blithely while you tore all the pages out of a library book--and then sneak it back into the library "mended" with tape?  Or smile when you took a crayon and scribbled all over the pretty pictures?

Did she and daddy sit smiling in a restaurant  (or at a play, or a museum) while you screamed, because it didn't matter about all those other people sitting there?

Somehow, I doubt it.  In fact, I rather expect it would've gotten you a swift potch (swat) on the toches!!!

So pick up the toys your kids pull off the shelves, put the books in the cart, and TAKE THEM OUT when they're having a tantrum!

Look, you have nice kids. I know that. But you're not letting them SHOW what nice kids they are.

It's not being mean to them. It's teaching them manners. Something they'll need when they're older. And believe me, you'll appreciate it as much as rest of us will.

Maybe more so. Especially when they turn into teenagers!

Sincerely yours,

The Library Lady 

 

 

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